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Originally posted by low_Bo View PostTonight I had dinner at the Waffle House. Usually I go there a few times a week. They all know me by name and treat me well. Today this new chef starts. I ordered a waffle and bacon. I saw the chef drop my waffle in the sink. He tries to pick it up and act like it never happened. I asked him to cook me a new one and he says no I made this already. I told him again. He put the waffle on my plate and walked away. When he came back with my bacon I told him fVk you and threw the waffle at his eyebrows as hard as I could. Pieces of waffle flew everywhere and all the menus fell off all the tables. There were crumbs in his eyebrows and eyelashes. He told me to get out. I laughed and walked away but he followed me to my truck. I told him it was over and we were even now. I went to shake his hand but he spit on my new sneakers. I got so furious I ducked and hit him square in the jaw with a looping right hand. He collapses in te parking lot so I drove through the bushes and took off.
Generally you duck when someone is trying to hit you. Not when you are going to hit them.
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