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  • Would you bang a corpse for 1000 smackers?

    Personally, for me it would have to be 2 days old max.

  • #2
    I would bang you over the head with a hammer for a fiver

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Rocky... View Post
      I would bang you over the head with a hammer for a fiver
      I would cut out your organs and feed them to your family for free

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      • #4
        How long after they have died? Like because if they've during their sleep, and you've not realised, and give her one, does this count?!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by JmtRyan View Post
          How long after they have died? Like because if they've during their sleep, and you've not realised, and give her one, does this count?!
          No, you have to be aware it's a fucking rotting corpse's **** your slushying.

          Otherwise it won't be as effective. You probably wouldn't even get a rash on your dick, because I hear half the time you get **** like that is because your body reacts to your brain being aware of some ****.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Superduck View Post
            Personally, for me it would have to be 2 days old max.
            id bum you for free! you will have manners when im finished with ya!.... "vaseline" you say? naaaaaaaaa! vasline for *******!!!!!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by barry big balz View Post
              id bum you for free! you will have manners when im finished with ya!.... "vaseline" you say? naaaaaaaaa! vasline for *******!!!!!!
              I'd quite like to **** you in the ass, while using the two knives impaled in the back of your head for leverage

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Rocky... View Post
                I would bang you over the head with a hammer for a fiver
                Haha this was some good **** .



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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Superduck View Post
                  I'd quite like to **** you in the ass, while using the two knives impaled in the back of your head for leverage
                  you aint **** weirdo! you will be my ***** and daddy will fix you...

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                  • #10
                    Of course. But I'll need a couple of weeks to get the money together.

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