Had Italian with the folks
Girlfriend got me a cool present
Got laid
BFF Nick bought me shots
Crazy ex-girlfriend bought me some shots
Crazy ex-girlfriend picked a fight
I engaged and morphed into crazy ex-boyfriend
Did some shouting
Broke some beer bottles
Got kicked out of a house by a fat white lady with saggy *******
Got some more shots
Then Nick and I went to Taco Bell.
All in all, a damn fine night. What did you +25 people do on your 25th birthday.
Girlfriend got me a cool present
Got laid
BFF Nick bought me shots
Crazy ex-girlfriend bought me some shots
Crazy ex-girlfriend picked a fight
I engaged and morphed into crazy ex-boyfriend
Did some shouting
Broke some beer bottles
Got kicked out of a house by a fat white lady with saggy *******
Got some more shots
Then Nick and I went to Taco Bell.
All in all, a damn fine night. What did you +25 people do on your 25th birthday.
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