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  • Turned 25 Yesterday

    Had Italian with the folks
    Girlfriend got me a cool present
    Got laid
    BFF Nick bought me shots
    Crazy ex-girlfriend bought me some shots
    Crazy ex-girlfriend picked a fight
    I engaged and morphed into crazy ex-boyfriend
    Did some shouting
    Broke some beer bottles
    Got kicked out of a house by a fat white lady with saggy *******
    Got some more shots

    Then Nick and I went to Taco Bell.

    All in all, a damn fine night. What did you +25 people do on your 25th birthday.

  • #2
    Hung out with my homeboys and became the designated driver because they got more f'd up than I did.

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    • #3
      Turning 21 in July...im excited about that my friends, cousins, and brothers are gonna get me ****faced. Hopefully nothing like a fight happens, even though it seems inevitable at this point.

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      • #4
        Happy Birthday man! Sounds like you had a good one.

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        • #5
          Belated Happy Birthday, Paul. I see you had a great one.

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          • #6
            Happy Birthday

            I turned 22 on Thursday

            Good ****!

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            • #7
              I celebrated me 24th because there's a typo on me birth certificate.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by paulf View Post
                Had Italian with the folks
                Girlfriend got me a cool present
                Got laid
                BFF Nick bought me shots
                Crazy ex-girlfriend bought me some shots
                Crazy ex-girlfriend picked a fight
                I engaged and morphed into crazy ex-boyfriend
                Did some shouting
                Broke some beer bottles
                Got kicked out of a house by a fat white lady with saggy *******
                Got some more shots

                Then Nick and I went to Taco Bell.

                All in all, a damn fine night. What did you +25 people do on your 25th birthday.
                I know her!!!!

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                • #9
                  i hate birthdays. it's a horrible reminder that i'm getting older!

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