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1. Mike Tyson Barbie. Comes complete with boxing gloves, restraining order, bloody plastic ear, and prison discharge papers. Can be purchased by herself or with matching “Battered Ken” doll.
2. Santeria Barbie. While this modern twist on the classic doll doesn’t truly practice Santeria, she does come equipped with a new .45, perfect for popping a cap in accompanying “Sancho Ken’s” punk ass. Put in the included music CD and watch her feel the break, feel the break, feel the break.
3. Last but not least, the Makeveli Barbie. As soon as this Barbie steps on the scene she’s hearin’ hoochies screamin’. Shown here with an optional 9mm, this urban beauty is all West Coast, and will have your little ones wondering if ‘heaven got a ghetto’ in no time!
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