on everything i love i've done exactly that, but worse. i was raised pentecostal and it was awful, anyway one time during sunday service i was forced to accept jebus, again. well, things got interesting.
i was, just like in the video at the alter with a gang of people and the preacher was one of those pushy types, you know, oil on their palms, pushing you back on your forehead so you can fall backwards and when you do, everyone goes ape****e. well, the 13 year old me wasn't having it and after i blatantly put one of my legs back to avoid the fall and i'm almost at a 45 degree angle bent backwards i black out snapped.
unloaded a barrage of punches to preacher mans face, i had the preachers tie in my hand, which was still attached to his neck with about 3-4 deacons who then pulled me off of him. obviously, at the end of it, preacher man claimed it was the devil but that it was all good now because jebus intervened. crowd went nuts, my calming myself was jebus freeing me from the devils clutches, meh.
i calmed myself because i knew the beating i was going to catch when i got home would be colossal.
on everything i love i've done exactly that, but worse. i was raised pentecostal and it was awful, anyway one time during sunday service i was forced to accept jebus, again. well, things got interesting.
i was, just like in the video at the alter with a gang of people and the preacher was one of those pushy types, you know, oil on their palms, pushing you back on your forehead so you can fall backwards and when you do, everyone goes ape****e. well, the 13 year old me wasn't having it and after i blatantly put one of my legs back to avoid the fall and i'm almost at a 45 degree angle bent backwards i black out snapped.
unloaded a barrage of punches to preacher mans face, i had the preachers tie in my hand, which was still attached to his neck with about 3-4 deacons who then pulled me off of him. obviously, at the end of it, preacher man claimed it was the devil but that it was all good now because jebus intervened. crowd went nuts, my calming myself was jebus freeing me from the devils clutches, meh.
i calmed myself because i knew the beating i was going to catch when i got home would be colossal.
on everything i love i've done exactly that, but worse. i was raised pentecostal and it was awful, anyway one time during sunday service i was forced to accept jebus, again. well, things got interesting.
i was, just like in the video at the alter with a gang of people and the preacher was one of those pushy types, you know, oil on their palms, pushing you back on your forehead so you can fall backwards and when you do, everyone goes ape****e. well, the 13 year old me wasn't having it and after i blatantly put one of my legs back to avoid the fall and i'm almost at a 45 degree angle bent backwards i black out snapped.
unloaded a barrage of punches to preacher mans face, i had the preachers tie in my hand, which was still attached to his neck with about 3-4 deacons who then pulled me off of him. obviously, at the end of it, preacher man claimed it was the devil but that it was all good now because jebus intervened. crowd went nuts, my calming myself was jebus freeing me from the devils clutches, meh.
i calmed myself because i knew the beating i was going to catch when i got home would be colossal.
aaah, church.
Try that on Benny Hinn and see what happens to you:
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