My ****ing cat pissed on me

[Tago Nang Tago]

fuck that cat, he had it coming

you're right, sometimes my cat swipes at my hand and gets his claws stuck on my skin and he even pulls back. hurts like a motherf.

[phallus]

Was it in your face like a money shot

Here's what really happened:

cats are vengeful creatures, they aren't like dogs who understand when you let them know they fucked up

dogs have been bred to be more dependent on humans, cats are more like wild animals and can smell a beta male a mile away

[Mighty_Windir]

Have a heart you cuck

[Dean_Razorback]

Here's what really happened:

wonder if beer triped about that big titted bitch like kenny did

[PACnPBFsuck]

Take a shyt in his litter box, that'll teach that comi bastard

[Syf]

Son of a *****. Literally chased her around my apartment putting water on her




this mother****er

Lol.......no cat never did that to me. Well unless you count the time I caught my crazy ass cat outside. He went feral outside. So I grab him to take him inside and he turns into a whirlwind of claws. I got him in the house but he pissed his self fighting me. Lil fucker

[RightJab]

Here's what really happened:

That's what I thought, Beers been secretly cheesing his fukin nuts off!

He's cheesed to fuk tripping out as I type.....

[Beercules]

Probably deserved it. Actually, you did deserve it for even having a cat

Literally going to cover you in meat in my dungeon aka my basement and trap you in with her.

[Beercules]

Take a shyt in his litter box, that'll teach that comi bastard

You think she is a Muslim?

[Gods We Faked]

Lay under her with your mouth open long enough and it was bound to happen. I think you set it up.