The Black Mamba Diaries

[Left Hook Tua]

January 16, 2013 10:34 AM

Just heard my Eagles hired Kelly.

Yeah baby!

Kelly had the Irish rolling this past season.

It was a fluke they lost to Alabama.

Great coach, great hire. Go Eagles.

[Left Hook Tua]

January 16, 2013 10:40 AM

Someone just told me they hired Chip Kelly.

I guess he coached Oregon or something not Notre Dame.

Oregon in something called PAC12. Is that even Division I football?

[-MAKAVELLI-]

figures Kobe wouldn't know much about college...ballhog

[Left Hook Tua]

1-16-13 11:18 AM

Gotta shoot the ball a bit later. I only got to take 20 shots last night.

Haven't shot that few since Snaq was here.

That fatso always be demanding the ball.

I think he thought it was a giant M&M or something.

[Mike Haynes]

January 16, 2013 10:34 AM

Just heard my Eagles hired Kelly.

Yeah baby!

Kelly had the Irish rolling this past season.

It was a fluke they lost to Alabama.

Great coach, great hire. Go Eagles.

The fluke was them being allowed to play in the National Championship game in the first place.

Make it so bad I'm an Auburn Grad

[Left Hook Tua]

1/17/13 10:25AM

The girl from that hotel in Colorado never existed.

It was a very elaborate, very sophisticated hoax perpetrated for reasons I can't fully understand.

I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies.