2 Trilli anyone?

[RightJab]

I'm drunk, absolutely rat-assed, funniest 'shit' joke i read will get 2 trill points. While im fuked, or i'll forget. I will probs end up deciding the winner in 10-12 hours time, so i can get more fuked and have a quick nap. I'll review/judge as soon as i awake, and pay up.

Bored a foook and probs will be tomorrow morning, so fancy some BScene humor, if anyone is around????

[RightJab]

Whats the difference between Jam and Marmalade, you cant Marmalade your cock up the wifes arse.
See, shit jokes like that, yet are secretly funny hehe harhar.

[Weltschmerz]

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.

[Tay Roc]

Simba was moving so slow, so I told him to Mufasa

What did the bullafo say to his son when he left to college? Bison.

[AVDB]

Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering A minor.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

[RightJab]

Well i forgot i did this but a Jabby always pays up....... I'm giving it now....pretend its real money...it'll make you happier.

[RightJab]

3 trill payed to the winner in full, eventually.