[HOLY S**T!] Home Defense Weapon of Choice?

[Shabba Rank$]

3 men break into your house.

You must quickly pick between the following weapons.

1. Kitchen Knife-I always wondered what sushi tasted like


2. Baseball Bat-Time for batting practice


3. Fist-**** it, if I'm gonna die I might as well show them how good my boxing is.


4. Two Screwdrivers-..............

[Shabba Rank$]

5. Sledgehammer-Might as well try.


6. Pillow-Pillow fight anyone?


7. RPG-**** it, if I die, WE ALL DIE!

[bcfc]

R.p.g. Kaboooom

[Run]

Machete .



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[Russian Crushin]

Well i keep a baseball bat in my car and have several lying around the house.

I played Baseball throughout HS and college and 1 swing and the mutha****er would be out

but if they have any weapons, im not ****in with that

[Shabba Rank$]

Well i keep a baseball bat in my car and have several lying around the house.

I played Baseball throughout HS and college and 1 swing and the mutha****er would be out

but if they have any weapons, im not ****in with that

One of them has a machete.

Another one has brass knucks.

And the other one has nothing.

[Russian Crushin]

Machete .

Great movie

[Bastian Loc]

Words, reason and compassion.

[Russian Crushin]

One of them has a machete.

Another one has brass knucks.

And the other one has nothing.

Nah i dont **** with machetes, guns or knives.

If he has a bat, steel pipe or a chain then i am game but i wanna keep my arms and mostly my life

Anyway my ass hole neighbor downstairs calls security on me for the smallest sound, so if anything like that goes down, he will hear it

[Mr Punch]