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    The Mayonnaise *Jar*
    When *things in your life seem almost too much to handle,*
    When 24 *hours in a day is not enough;
    remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of *coffee.

    A professor stood before his philosophy *class
    and *had some items in front of him.*

    When the class began, wordlessly,*
    he *picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
    and start to fill it with *golf balls.

    He then asked the students if the jar was full.
    They agreed that it was.*

    The professor then picked up a box of*pebbles*and *poured
    it into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.*
    He then asked the students again*
    if the jar was full. They agreed it was.*

    The professor next picked up a box of*sand*
    and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else*
    He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded
    With an unanimous *'yes.'*

    The professor then produced*two*cups of*coffee*from under the *table
    and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
    filling the empty space between the sand.
    The students laughed.*

    'Now,' said the *professor, as the laughter subsided,
    'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.*

    The*golf balls*are the*important things*- God, *family,
    children, health, friends, and favorite passions *
    Things *that if everything else was lost*
    and *only they remained, your life would still be full.

    The*pebbles*are the things that matter like your job, house, and car.*

    The*sand*is*everything else*--*
    The small stuff.*

    'If you put the sand into the jar *first,' he continued,
    'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf *balls.
    The same goes for life.*

    If you spend all your time and energy *on the small stuff,
    You will never have room for the things that *are
    important to you.*

    So...*

    Pay attention*to the things that are critical to your happiness.
    Play with your children.*
    Take time to get medical checkups.*
    Take your partner out to dinner.*

    There will always be time*
    to clean the house and fix the dripping tap.

    'Take care of the golf balls first --*
    The things that really *matter.*
    Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

    One of the students raised her hand*
    and inquired what the coffee represented.*

    The *professor smiled.*

    'I'm glad you asked'.*

    It just goes to show you that *no matter how full your life may seem,
    there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

    Please share this with other "Golf Balls" **

    I *just did.....

  • #2
    stfu and clean some toilet mr. janitor

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    • #3
      ****** you crazy, you expect my ass to read all that?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by htowntexan View Post
        the mayonnaise *jar*
        when *things in your life seem almost too much to handle,*
        when 24 *hours in a day is not enough;
        remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of *coffee.

        A professor stood before his philosophy *class
        and *had some items in front of him.*

        when the class began, wordlessly,*
        he *picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
        and start to fill it with *golf balls.

        He then asked the students if the jar was full.
        They agreed that it was.*

        the professor then picked up a box of*pebbles*and *poured
        it into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
        The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.*
        he then asked the students again*
        if the jar was full. They agreed it was.*

        the professor next picked up a box of*sand*
        and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else*
        he asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded
        with an unanimous *'yes.'*

        the professor then produced*two*cups of*coffee*from under the *table
        and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
        filling the empty space between the sand.
        The students laughed.*

        'now,' said the *professor, as the laughter subsided,
        'i want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.*

        the*golf balls*are the*important things*- god, *family,
        children, health, friends, and favorite passions *
        things *that if everything else was lost*
        and *only they remained, your life would still be full.

        The*pebbles*are the things that matter like your job, house, and car.*

        the*sand*is*everything else*--*
        the small stuff.*

        'if you put the sand into the jar *first,' he continued,
        'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf *balls.
        The same goes for life.*

        if you spend all your time and energy *on the small stuff,
        you will never have room for the things that *are
        important to you.*

        so...*

        pay attention*to the things that are critical to your happiness.
        Play with your children.*
        take time to get medical checkups.*
        take your partner out to dinner.*

        there will always be time*
        to clean the house and fix the dripping tap.

        'take care of the golf balls first --*
        the things that really *matter.*
        set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

        one of the students raised her hand*
        and inquired what the coffee represented.*

        the *professor smiled.*

        'i'm glad you asked'.*

        it just goes to show you that *no matter how full your life may seem,
        there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

        please share this with other "golf balls" **

        i *just did.....
        ^..... Wtf

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        • #5
          LOL.

          Good little story.



          Thanks for sharin,' brah.

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          • #6
            man that **** was really racist.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by street bully View Post
              ****** you crazy, you expect my ass to read all that?

              A friend sent this over an email.....

              It's a good read, just take 30 seconds and read it.....

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              • #8
                Originally posted by CrackYourJaw View Post
                LOL.

                Good little story.



                Thanks for sharin,' brah.


                No problem bro. A friend sent that to me and I thought it was a cool little story.

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                • #9
                  Nice, meaningful and inspiring story.

                  Thanks TS

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HTownTexan View Post
                    The Mayonnaise *Jar*
                    When *things in your life seem almost too much to handle,*
                    When 24 *hours in a day is not enough;
                    remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of *coffee.

                    A professor stood before his philosophy *class
                    and *had some items in front of him.*

                    When the class began, wordlessly,*
                    he *picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
                    and start to fill it with *golf balls.

                    He then asked the students if the jar was full.
                    They agreed that it was.*

                    The professor then picked up a box of*pebbles*and *poured
                    it into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
                    The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.*
                    He then asked the students again*
                    if the jar was full. They agreed it was.*

                    The professor next picked up a box of*sand*
                    and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else*
                    He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded
                    With an unanimous *'yes.'*

                    The professor then produced*two*cups of*coffee*from under the *table
                    and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
                    filling the empty space between the sand.
                    The students laughed.*

                    'Now,' said the *professor, as the laughter subsided,
                    'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.*

                    The*golf balls*are the*important things*- God, *family,
                    children, health, friends, and favorite passions *
                    Things *that if everything else was lost*
                    and *only they remained, your life would still be full.

                    The*pebbles*are the things that matter like your job, house, and car.*

                    The*sand*is*everything else*--*
                    The small stuff.*

                    'If you put the sand into the jar *first,' he continued,
                    'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf *balls.
                    The same goes for life.*

                    If you spend all your time and energy *on the small stuff,
                    You will never have room for the things that *are
                    important to you.*

                    So...*

                    Pay attention*to the things that are critical to your happiness.
                    Play with your children.*
                    Take time to get medical checkups.*
                    Take your partner out to dinner.*

                    There will always be time*
                    to clean the house and fix the dripping tap.

                    'Take care of the golf balls first --*
                    The things that really *matter.*
                    Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.'

                    One of the students raised her hand*
                    and inquired what the coffee represented.*

                    The *professor smiled.*

                    'I'm glad you asked'.*

                    It just goes to show you that *no matter how full your life may seem,
                    there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.'

                    Please share this with other "Golf Balls" **

                    I *just did.....
                    i LIKE IT GOOD READ GREEN K SENT

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