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  • #21
    Originally posted by No Diggity View Post
    Im not even American but that's a great miss though.
    Idiots like you are minority in all countries, so my point stands.
    Completely ignoring other points.
    This was your original post:

    That's why you find yourself one in the minority, f*ggot.

    It seems you're right, I completely ignored all your other points made in this lengthy and thorough essay you presented me with.

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    • #22
      Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
      Women negotiate their pvssy! Know what they are selling...
      "Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub — your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

      So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35, stick a fork in you!

      So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold … hence the rub … marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following: if my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage."

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      • #23
        Originally posted by Wolfert View Post
        "Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub — your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

        So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35, stick a fork in you!

        So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold … hence the rub … marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following: if my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage."
        My all time favorite CL posting... Awesome. He put that hoe in place.


        I know Craig personally. Bay Area hard core guy/????

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        • #24
          Originally posted by Wolfert View Post
          "Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party, and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub — your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity … in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

          So, in economic terms, you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35, stick a fork in you!

          So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold … hence the rub … marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following: if my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage."

          Gotta ask... Are you from San Jose??? Did we go to high school in the 80's???

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          • #25
            Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
            He put that hoe in place. Gotta ask... Are you from San Jose??? Did we go to high school in the 80's???
            Those damn high maintenance hoes. No man, from Ieper where my ancestors fought on the front in both world wars. But I love 'Murica.

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            • #26
              Originally posted by Wolfert View Post
              Those damn high maintenance hoes. No man, from Ieper where my ancestors fought on the front in both world wars. But I love 'Murica.
              Belgian!!! Got it!

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              • #27
                this thread is so gay!

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