Erection equality and penis sensitivity...

[The Noose]

as soon as I see my hot female dr I will get an erection and she will think im a pervert that's making up bs to get his penis touched

on sight of a hot female it works but that's because my mind is being stimulated and I don't need to rely on touch to be stimulated but jerking off I do need to rely on touch self touch to be stimulated lol

Also I don't want them to put a cold metal rod up my penis hole or something

So you use sex toys so rough you have killed your c0ck, but you dont want a metal rod stuck in your japs eye?
I thought you'd love that.

Have you tried a vagina?

Or slamming it in a door?

[AlexKid]

So you use sex toys so rough you have killed your c0ck, but you dont want a metal rod stuck in your japs eye?
I thought you'd love that.

Have you tried a vagina?

Or slamming it in a door?

My days of sticking anything up my jap are long over, I once had a close call in that department with a small rubber ball. Scared me so much I never stuck anything up there again.

[AlexKid]

You have spoiled your penis. It now expects you to wrap it in cat toys before you rap on it. I'm afraid its all downhill from here.

From here on, you'll have to use more and more extreme modes of arousal, like hot wax, electrodes hooked up to 9 volt batteries, then car batteries, perhaps a cat the swat at your little "man" which you will/be decking out with bells, dangly things, and catnip as you await the coming of the claws to peak your sweet pain. (sighs)

It so sad. I'm sorry, Alex......but you might as well cut the damn thing off. It's all downhill from here.



......or, you could get a woman?

LOL

I don't think I can feel blow jobs anymore, will go pay for one and find out

[AlexKid]

WTF kind of toys do you use to masturbate? Why the fck would you use them?

NEVER USE WOOD WAX!

Its this cheap lube and its just lubricating enough for it not to be painful but by the time you've finished jacking your bell with it (bare skin) you will have lost 25% of your penis sensation forever!

Hitachi magic wand is a good toy but again powerful so don't use it often I think women have the same trouble.

Also this really harsh silicone like vagina masturbator thing it was cheap but extremely intense everything else feels like foreplay in comparison now.

[AlexKid]

Have you posted anything that WASN'T pens related yet?

I posted a thread on Earnie Shavers I believe

[AlexKid]

Probably something like this going on.




Minus the chick holding it and probably a more home depot style drill as to the why only he knows

That looks awesome!

I was thinking of buying a concrete vibrator and taping my flesh light to it, how awesome would that be? I think it might blow my **** off!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nordstrand-H...crete+vibrator

[AlexKid]

Exactly what kind of "highly rough and stimulating toys" are we talking about here?

the tenga flip hole coated in liquid latex to make it extra rough is 1

[AlexKid]

We're here! We're queer! We want Erection Equality! We're here! We're queer! We want Erection Equality!

We're here! We're queer! We want Erection Equality! We're here! We're queer! We want Erection Equality!

xD





LOL

[The Noose]

I posted a thread on Earnie Shavers I believe

You mean the big black penis looking man from the 70's?

Over 1,600 posts about c0ck on a boxing forum. Legend.

[K-DOGG]

You mean the big black penis looking man from the 70's?

Over 1,600 posts about c0ck on a boxing forum. Legend.

LMFAO!!!!!


BOOYAA!!!!!!.

Ooooh, that's too much. (wipes tear away)

Sir, I salute you.