[HOLY S**T!] Christian Boy Dies For 3 Minutes, Meets Allah in Heaven

[kadyo's]

May 5, 2014

A young Christian boy who briefly died on a
surgeon’s operating table this weekend says he met
someone named Allah in heaven.

Bobby Anderson, the son of a well-known Christian
pastor in Atlanta, suffered internal injuries from an automobile accident and was technically dead for 3 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 12-year-old claims he visited the afterlife and spoke to several leading figures of the Islamic
religion.

“I didn’t see Jesus anywhere,” he told WGCL news
after the ordeal. “There was someone named Allah.
And someone named Mohammad. And there were
72 very beautiful women all around me.

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http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/c...lah-in-heaven/

[Sane Man]

May 5, 2014

A young Christian boy who briefly died on a
surgeon’s operating table this weekend says he met
someone named Allah in heaven.

Bobby Anderson, the son of a well-known Christian
pastor in Atlanta, suffered internal injuries from an automobile accident and was technically dead for 3 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 12-year-old claims he visited the afterlife and spoke to several leading figures of the Islamic
religion.

“I didn’t see Jesus anywhere,” he told WGCL news
after the ordeal. “There was someone named Allah.
And someone named Mohammad. And there were
72 very beautiful women all around me.

.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/c...lah-in-heaven/

72 beautiful women all around you huh?



**** or GTFO, kid.

[horge]

It's the Daily Currant: "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

[takingaim]

It's the Daily Currant: "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

LOL it won't stop plenty of Muslims believing it.

But after all, this is a people who believe in a flying donkey.

[UTEP]

May 5, 2014

A young Christian boy who briefly died on a
surgeon’s operating table this weekend says he met
someone named Allah in heaven.

Bobby Anderson, the son of a well-known Christian
pastor in Atlanta, suffered internal injuries from an automobile accident and was technically dead for 3 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 12-year-old claims he visited the afterlife and spoke to several leading figures of the Islamic
religion.

“I didn’t see Jesus anywhere,” he told WGCL news
after the ordeal. “There was someone named Allah.
And someone named Mohammad. And there were
72 very beautiful women all around me.

.

http://dailycurrant.com/2014/05/05/c...lah-in-heaven/

That boy became a man that day.

[horge]

LOL it won't stop plenty of Muslims believing it.

[PACnPBFsuck]

I wish I could've achieved inception at his age

[Russian Crushin]

So the way to Muslim heaven is to be a Christian, interesting

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Well it is interesting that of the thousands of near death experiences reported, they always seem to see the god they believe in.

But it's not your mind though.........

A fat kid probably sees cake at the end of the tunnel.

[Derranged]

I've been dead for years and I've only seen a huge bottomless bottle of bourbon cursing out into infinity.