I am going over to work out with my woman.

[phallus]

when i first saw this thread it reminded me of a story i heard about a guy, his girlfriend, and a dumbbell inserted in the wrong ****ing place

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

[CHOWWOKKA]

She invited her sister who is about 350 lbs. Her personality is such that if you knew her you'd hope for her to catch a facial, flesh eating disease. But I digress...

My girl invites this damn ignorant ***** to work out because she truly needs it and her response was and I quote: "If gawd wanted me to look like a Ethiopian skinny ***** he would have made me that way".

I have seen this woman eat two big mac double meals in one sitting with her obligatory diet coke. I don't think "Gawd" had anything to do with it, Moose.

Needed to get that out. Sorry and thank you for reading.

Bet you can't jerk that.

[-jose-]

just saw the fat hoe.

[Danny Gunz]

Bet you can't jerk that.

I can jerk to that, amiright

[Russian Crushin]

Bet you can't jerk that.

Hey thats the chick Holley Mangold from the MTV show "True Life". Glad she made it to the olympics

[Russian Crushin]

But only women i go to the gym with is my mom. She's the only women that has every serious worked out with in the gym and not just ask a million questions and then just text

[!! Shawn]

She invited her sister who is about 350 lbs. Her personality is such that if you knew her you'd hope for her to catch a facial, flesh eating disease. But I digress...

My girl invites this damn ignorant ***** to work out because she truly needs it and her response was and I quote: "If gawd wanted me to look like a Ethiopian skinny ***** he would have made me that way".

I have seen this woman eat two big mac double meals in one sitting with her obligatory diet coke. I don't think "Gawd" had anything to do with it, Moose.

Needed to get that out. Sorry and thank you for reading.

Fat people make me irrationally angry. True story.

[Danny Gunz]

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edit: Just decided this pic needs its own thread

[CHOWWOKKA]

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WOW

That is awesome..