So I'm standing at the bar and this chick grabs my ass, right......

[deliveryman]

If a girl was going to cheat on her boyfriend, why would she pick the night when she's WITH HER BOYFRIEND AT THE BAR?

Story makes no sense.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Ether]

Funny alt, funny story. Green K.

[arraamis]

[Southpaw Stinger]

Okay, let's not pontificate here. Let's not piss about. The story merely reflects what's true with the world, that women are the receivers and therefore will always be fucked.

[DAVEY JOYCE]

If a girl was going to cheat on her boyfriend, why would she pick the night when she's WITH HER BOYFRIEND AT THE BAR?

Story makes no sense.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Not sure, mate. Maybe she didn't think he was coming and wanted to fuck....

[alza1988]

She lookin' fine as hell, tight waist, nice ass.

Kinda chick I go for,
She says to me "Damn you got some fine Muscles,"
I was like "Yeah girl, I can show you a real muscle later on if you want too,"
Referring to my dick....

To be fair, I have been hitting the gym alot so I am looking pretty good lately,
Plus they just installed a new sunbed, shit is awesome.

Anyways, this bitch is definitely DTF,
So I'm thinking "Damn boi, you gone hit it tonight,"
I buy the bitch a drink, a Mardini.

I just had a west coast cooler, low cal.

Next of all this dude walks upto me, thinking he hard and shit,
"What you doin foo?" he says, I was like you fall back bro, I don't wanna mess anybody up tonight.

I didn't wanna fight, I was rocking my new Raybans, didn't wanna smash em' up, you know? Plus it's the Xmas season.
So he says "Thats my girl right there," and I was like "Sorry dude, she come upto me."

And he snaps, Punches the bitch right in the face. Starts shouting at her "WTF, bitch, ho, slut... You gone to this me? You gone just do this me with another man? huh.."
As he stomps on her head...

I turned around and walked away, left the bar. Bitches are crazy.

[sugersean15]

you do know this is pb32 right

[Kris Silver]

Fuck that shit, I wasn't getting involved.
I was on mah own, If my buddies was there I'd fucked him up big style.

So your all tough and muscley and willing to take all that good stuff, but as soon a situation of a woman being beaten arises you walk away.

But oh, you'd have helped stop her getting beaten if your friends were there.

[dj Calleti]

So your all tough and muscley and willing to take all that good stuff, but as soon a situation of a woman being beaten arises you walk away.

But oh, you'd have helped stop her getting beaten if your friends were there.

Its 2012, you can be as big as you an but that's not going to stop a knife or bullet to get in you. You don't know the other guy, he could have a weapon or have a bunch of people with him.

Nothing may happen in the bar but they could wait outside for when its time to leave to beat you into pulp.

If a woman was getting beaten in front of me, i'd probably do nothing unless I knew her. There have been so many cases where the person trying to break up the fight catches a stab or bullet.

But I'm sure with your amazing boxing skills, you'd take on 5 dudes at once to protect a random girl.

[LeG00N]

I'm a Coward

fix'd..........................