So today I got a new boss who's an American...

[!! Anorak]

Well, I say my "boss"... he's actually really high up the chain, he's more like my boss's boss's boss. But let's cut to the chase... you guys know I only made this thread because the guy came in pushing his belly on a wheelbarrow.

Seriously, this Fat Yank was so fat that every restaurant within a three mile radius had a "closed - out of stock" sign on their window. Those two Earthquakes in Nepal? It was this guy taking a shit.

After this Fat Yank has the audacity to introduce himself and talk to us, he asks us if we had any questions we'd like to ask him.

Now, call me a pussy, but I just said "what are your plans for the department?" Ideally I'd have liked to have asked him with the works canteen had gone on emergency standby.

What a great big fat ****ing Fat Yank.

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Fat yank boss > !! Anorak

[!! Anorak]

At one point during his "team building exercise", he asks everyone to tell him "something no one else knows about you."

I thought wouldn't it be great if it got to me and I went "I'm on the sex offender's register for fucking three-year-olds... got any kids?"

Sadly, I confess, I just didn't have the balls.

[phallus]

At one point during his "team building exercise", he asks everyone to tell him "something no one else knows about you."

I thought wouldn't it be great if it got to me and I went "I'm on the sex offender's register for fucking three-year-olds... got any kids?"

Sadly, I confess, I just didn't have the balls.

if you did, you should have told him you only like to molest fat kids like his

[Amazinger]

Well, I say my "boss"... he's actually really high up the chain, he's more like my boss's boss's boss. But let's cut to the chase... you guys know I only made this thread because the guy came in pushing his belly on a wheelbarrow.

Seriously, this Fat Yank was so fat that every restaurant within a three mile radius had a "closed - out of stock" sign on their window. Those two Earthquakes in Nepal? It was this guy taking a shit.

After this Fat Yank has the audacity to introduce himself and talk to us, he asks us if we had any questions we'd like to ask him.

Now, call me a pussy, but I just said "what are your plans for the department?" Ideally I'd have liked to have asked him with the works canteen had gone on emergency standby.

What a great big fat ****ing Fat Yank.

You are a pussy a little one to be exact!.If you're any bigger you would have asked for a raise but a little pussy need a lot of pushing for them to ask even little things for themselves.

Have a good life bottom feeder,
sincerely,
An Emir, Khan underboss of Americans....