[HOLY S**T!] Poor schmuck won a million dollar lotto ticket and lost it

[Mike D]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/unl...ize/ar-AA9JG83

Sounds like something my stupid ass would have done, smh. Seriously though, could you imagine...knowing that you had a cool mil in your pocket -- and all you had to do was have this little b*tch ass piece of paper? That's all and you got a mil to f**k with. But instead...

Poor bastard.

[Beercules]

Dude...



I can't even imagine. I would ****ing kill someone

[-MAKAVELLI-]

i'll just share my story from a few days ago...


so i was at 7-11 buying some beer and smokes when i see a dude turning in one of those scratchers tickets...i overhear the cashier say 'we only pay up to $500,. my friend...you need to take that ticket to the lottery office in Van Nuys'


my curiosity peaked and i asked the dude 'hey bro, how much did that ticket cash out?'


he says '$3200' then walks off


so when it was my turn to pay for my ****, i asked the cashier if he had bought the ticket at that same 7-11...cashier says yes...so i thought, **** it why not?


'lemme get one of those then'



i get to the homey's pad where we're grilling so i start scratching away


it's one of those $5 poker scratchers where you have 8 chances to beat the dealer's hand...


the dealers hand is a straight 3-4-5-6-7


i scratch and scratch and bust ass hands are coming up...2 pairs...trips...nothing


then i get on the 7th hand and i see 10-J-Q-K and the last card was a ****ing 8..


just missed it right? so i decided to scratch the prize just to see what i woulda won...that **** said $75,000.00


goddamn i was pissed...


THEN, i saw that there was a bonus kicker...so i scratch that at the top....that **** said X10



seven hundred fifty ****ing thousand dollars



one card off



i've been feeling like **** since that day...but the missing lotto ticket story made me feel better


that is all

[1lparm]

i'll just share my story from a few days ago...


so i was at 7-11 buying some beer and smokes when i see a dude turning in one of those scratchers tickets...i overhear the cashier say 'we only pay up to $500,. my friend...you need to take that ticket to the lottery office in Van Nuys'


my curiosity peaked and i asked the dude 'hey bro, how much did that ticket cash out?'


he says '$3200' then walks off


so when it was my turn to pay for my ****, i asked the cashier if he had bought the ticket at that same 7-11...cashier says yes...so i thought, **** it why not?


'lemme get one of those then'



i get to the homey's pad where we're grilling so i start scratching away


it's one of those $5 poker scratchers where you have 8 chances to beat the dealer's hand...


the dealers hand is a straight 3-4-5-6-7


i scratch and scratch and bust ass hands are coming up...2 pairs...trips...nothing


then i get on the 7th hand and i see 10-J-Q-K and the last card was a ****ing 8..


just missed it right? so i decided to scratch the prize just to see what i woulda won...that **** said $75,000.00


goddamn i was pissed...


THEN, i saw that there was a bonus kicker...so i scratch that at the top....that **** said X10



seven hundred fifty ****ing thousand dollars



one card off



i've been feeling like **** since that day...but the missing lotto ticket story made me feel better


that is all

Lol the misery of others pleases you Mak.

[2ofEverything]

i'll just share my story from a few days ago...


so i was at 7-11 buying some beer and smokes when i see a dude turning in one of those scratchers tickets...i overhear the cashier say 'we only pay up to $500,. my friend...you need to take that ticket to the lottery office in Van Nuys'


my curiosity peaked and i asked the dude 'hey bro, how much did that ticket cash out?'


he says '$3200' then walks off


so when it was my turn to pay for my ****, i asked the cashier if he had bought the ticket at that same 7-11...cashier says yes...so i thought, **** it why not?


'lemme get one of those then'



i get to the homey's pad where we're grilling so i start scratching away


it's one of those $5 poker scratchers where you have 8 chances to beat the dealer's hand...


the dealers hand is a straight 3-4-5-6-7


i scratch and scratch and bust ass hands are coming up...2 pairs...trips...nothing


then i get on the 7th hand and i see 10-J-Q-K and the last card was a ****ing 8..


just missed it right? so i decided to scratch the prize just to see what i woulda won...that **** said $75,000.00


goddamn i was pissed...


THEN, i saw that there was a bonus kicker...so i scratch that at the top....that **** said X10



seven hundred fifty ****ing thousand dollars



one card off



i've been feeling like **** since that day...but the missing lotto ticket story made me feel better


that is all

Lol I bet they printed that ticket like that on purpose. That's how they make money, they make people feel like they're right there but they never quite make it... So they keep buying tickets. Sorry bro.

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Lol the misery of others pleases you Mak.

well now that you put it THAT way


i was thinking more like 'it could be worse'

[-MAKAVELLI-]

Lol I bet they printed that ticket like that on purpose. That's how they make money, they make people feel like they're right there but they never quite make it... So they keep buying tickets. Sorry bro.

yup


and just like a gambling degenerate, i've bought a ticket every night since



won $20 yesterday

[Run]

I would scream repeatedly for days.

people would be like why is that dude screaming? He must have fire ants biting his junk.



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[Run]

yup


and just like a gambling degenerate, i've bought a ticket every night since



won $20 yesterday

I think. (Don't quote me)

But the $20 plus scratch off tickets are the way to go. They seem to have a better return as opposed to handing over dollars per ticket with the little ones.



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[-MAKAVELLI-]

I think. (Don't quote me)

But the $20 plus scratch off tickets are the way to go. They seem to have a better return as opposed to handing over dollars per ticket with the little ones.

i'd have to look for those...i think the most i've seen were $10 ones