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  • Down in the dumps. At a sausage fest concert. Feel like ****. Might leave. Wouldn't have come, had to bring my friends some equipment. Got in free. Drinking beer and whiskey.

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    • One of the anthems of my ****ing youth.

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      • It's 9:30am.

        I got drunk last night.

        And I'm into the beers in the fridge, leftover.

        I can't help it. That's what **** I do.

        I'm going back to sleep soon.

        I have to wake up in like five hours.

        I'm almost drunk.

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        • You want to judge me?

          Why don't you judge your mother.

          She should have had a miscarriage and had you in the toilet.

          I wish your dad would have busted a nut on her face instead.

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          • Originally posted by Virgil Caine View Post
            You want to judge me?

            Why don't you judge your mother.

            She should have had a miscarriage and had you in the toilet.

            I wish your dad would have busted a nut on her face instead.
            Good morning mate.

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            • Originally posted by Run View Post
              Who on this Green Earth is that individual in your AV?
              He was this elite doctor who was gunned down in cold blood at a hospital in Boston earlier this week. His life story is inspiring to me so the avi is kind of a tribute.

              https://commonhealth.wbur.org/2015/0...on-brigham-bio

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              • Originally posted by BostonGuy View Post
                He was this elite doctor who was gunned down in cold blood at a hospital in Boston earlier this week. His life story is inspiring to me so the avi is kind of a tribute.

                https://commonhealth.wbur.org/2015/0...on-brigham-bio
                That's rough.

                He tries to save the guy's Mom, and ends up getting shot for it.

                Wtf.



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                • On the cheap rum, watching Family Guy and Shameless. Had a wicked anxiety attack and it took a while for the booze to calm it down.

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                  • German style lager made in the US. Watery.

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                    • I've still got 3 girls.

                      I just fell into a date with one of them.

                      Actually I have 4. But I'm not counting one of them.

                      Don't ask me why.

                      I've only made it to second or third base. (What is the proper definition of each base please?)

                      One of them wouldn't even hold my hand. But she is really hot. And she called me out, not the other way around. All I did was validate her parking ticket.

                      She said she has a boyfriend. So she wouldn't hold my hand. I told her I want to steal her from her boyfriend.

                      The girl I made out with in a dingy karaoke room, is really busy. They aren't all Japanese girls. She is though. And Japanese people are too busy. I want to see her again. But it is less than certain. I must try. I'll see her again. I just don't know when.

                      If she's so busy, maybe she's out.

                      The girl I'm not counting, well I guess she's my friend. She's American. And she's going back to the US, probably. (She's also got roots in Japan though. She's Japanese, from the US.)

                      I guess she's out.

                      The girl with a boyfriend, I'd probably best let that one go.

                      I guess that leaves one girl.

                      The same girl I have another date with next Saturday.

                      ****. What do I do?

                      Maybe it is just a case where sometimes I get nervous when I see an open door.

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