So I'm standing at the bar and this chick grabs my ass, right......

[Derranged]

I don't get involved with faggotry.

Nigel has nothing to do with this.

Actually yea now that I think about it, I'm the one who launched the first attack on you in this thread.

[DAVEY JOYCE]

wait wait wait .. hold on a minute ......

a west coast cooler ???? I had to google it just to see what it was ...
so you were standing in a bar with one of these in your hand ????

Nah, bro I put in it a glass with ice and a slice of lime.

[Brockton Lip]

lol at some of the posters on here saying they wouldve beat up the guy for hitting the girl, instead of walking away.

[Spartacus Sully]

Nah, bro I put in it a glass with ice and a slice of lime.

why not just get a mans drink like sex on the beach or a fuzzy navel...

on a side note i wouldnt have done nothing to the guy but i definatly would have been making some noise for a bouncer to show up and kick the guy the **** out, then id probly get some ice and a paper towel or something from the bartender for the chick and helped her up and to the restroom to clean up, where i would have ****ed her ragged.

[Southpaw Stinger]

why not just get a mans drink like sex on the beach or a fuzzy navel...

on a side note i wouldnt have done nothing to the guy but i definatly would have been making some noise for a bouncer to show up and kick the guy the **** out, then id probly get some ice and a paper towel or something from the bartender for the chick and helped her up and to the restroom to clean up, where i would have ****ed her ragged.

Nothing beats a beaten girl.

They practically fall on yer ****.

[Rapid Counter]

Guy admitting to using a sun bed = fail

Guy admitting to drinking a gay a$$ drink = fail

Guy watching a woman get beat down = fail

A guy making up all these fails = EPIC FAIL!!!!!

[DAVEY JOYCE]

lol at some of the posters on here saying they wouldve beat up the guy for hitting the girl, instead of walking away.

I know brutha, only fools help women when they getting beat down.

[mathed]

She lookin' fine as hell, tight waist, nice ass.

Kinda chick I go for,
She says to me "Damn you got some fine Muscles,"
I was like "Yeah girl, I can show you a real muscle later on if you want too,"
Referring to my dick....

To be fair, I have been hitting the gym alot so I am looking pretty good lately,
Plus they just installed a new sunbed, shit is awesome.

Anyways, this bitch is definitely DTF,
So I'm thinking "Damn boi, you gone hit it tonight,"
I buy the bitch a drink, a Mardini.

I just had a west coast cooler, low cal.

Next of all this dude walks upto me, thinking he hard and shit,
"What you doin foo?" he says, I was like you fall back bro, I don't wanna mess anybody up tonight.

I didn't wanna fight, I was rocking my new Raybans, didn't wanna smash em' up, you know? Plus it's the Xmas season.
So he says "Thats my girl right there," and I was like "Sorry dude, she come upto me."

And he snaps, Punches the bitch right in the face. Starts shouting at her "WTF, bitch, ho, slut... You gone to this me? You gone just do this me with another man? huh.."
As he stomps on her head...

I turned around and walked away, left the bar. Bitches are crazy.

As long as he didn't bust her up too bad, you could still take her home, bag it, and drop her off at the ER in the AM.

[Bombs]

She deserved the beating so I wouldnt have stepped in. Hoes deserve stitches.

[joe strong]

i would of slap the taste out of her mouth & tagged her with the other guy...