Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

[THE REED]

George: Oh yeah!!!!!!!

Well the Jerk Store Called! and there runnin Outta YOU!!!!


Elaine: I dont get it... George, there is no.. jerk store...


"I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!"

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Kramer - "I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma."
Doctor- "I didn't know it was possible to not know that."

[rizkybizness]

i dont watch white sitcoms, fact.

i dont watch black sitcoms, fact.

i dont watch sitcoms, period - fact.

fact.

[rizkybizness]

what's a sitcom? fact.

[THE REED]

what's a sitcom? fact.

you must know something if you knew seinfeld was a sitcom

[rizkybizness]

you must know something if you knew seinfeld was a sitcom

i've heard stuff, never witnessed it myself though.

[THE REED]

"Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour" - Jerry Seinfeld

[THE REED]

"If you look annoyed all the time, people think you're busy" - George Costanza

[Dorian]

Seinfeld is the ****

I remember Jerrys horrible joke he had when he went to that school in one episode

Jerry: Hey kids....why do they call it homework? you're not working on you're home!
Kids: ....BOOO!

[THE REED]

"I always get the feeling that when lesbians are looking at me they’re thinking, that’s why I’m not a heterosexual" - George Costanza

[Dorian]

George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.