The ten greatest Green Teef films I ever saw...

[paulf]

Not a single ****ing Monty Python film? Not even Life of Brian?

[Derranged]

Nick Frost is every fat Englishman's idol. Don't deny it.

[NEETzsche]

those red k's of yours betray your wit dude...

got it from those crooks over at NSB?

no it's because i never contribute anything of any substance.

[squealpiggy]

Get Carter (1971)
Michael Caine has had all of his classic movies remade in Hollywood over the last few years - Alfie (1966) and The Italian Job (1969) might also make this list - and this one was made into a mediocre but passable Stallone vehicle a dozen years ago.

Forget the 2000 "remake", this is a bleak, amoral tale that didn't do great business as the backers weren't sure how to market it. An embittered hitman returns to his home town for revenge of his brother's death. I won't say anymore as it'll spoil the plot, but it's well worth a look. ****s.

It's absolutely fuckin fantastic. Sorry, Michael Caine vehicle... It's absolutely fackin fantastic.

Love Michael Caine. Proper hard bastard in real life and everything.

[Skyhook]

You'd better have Snatch and Trainspotting in your next four, ****.

[Enayze]

What about 28 days later, thats a pretty good recent British production.

[squealpiggy]

You'd better have Snatch and Trainspotting in your next four, ****.

Snatch is good, Brick Top is an awesome character.

"Oi'm an 'orrible cant."

[Bretty Poy32]

[ßringer]

'Snatch' was simply decent in my opinion.

Though it should be noted that I was pretty ****ing worn out on the seemingly endless stream of 'Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels' ripoffs that were emerging from the British cinema at the time. It seemed as if there was a new "incompatible group of lowlife British criminals who speak c*ckney and steal something" film out every month.

[squealpiggy]

Brian Glover was immense in that film.