Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

[Golden Boy 360]

Soup Nazi: no kissing in my line
jerrys girl: excuse me i can kiss wherever i want
soup nazi: get out
jerrys girl: lets go jerry (jerrys girl leaves out the door but comes back)
Jerry lets GO!

Jerry: Do i know you??

[THE REED]

hhahaah....

[Ricomania77]

George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

that's my favorite one right there. Good times

[Golden Boy 360]

Its a festivus miricle!

[Golden Boy 360]

The one moment i laughed my ass off was when kramer takes georges girlfriends on a horse ride and the horse farts...

[Mr Gruber]

"Uncle Leo is that you?"


"can you spare a square?"


I have every episode ever made

[SmarterChild]

My brother got me this from the studios

[Dorian]

Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.

Jerry: Wow.

George : You're Batman.

Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.

Jerry: You kept making all the stops?

Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

[Dorian]

[Dorian]

George : They forgot my bread.
Jerry: Just forget it. Let it go.
George : Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.
Soup Nazi: Bread - $2 extra.
George : $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.
Soup Nazi: You want bread?
George : Yes, please.
Soup Nazi: $3!
George : What?
Soup Nazi: No soup for you!