750 pound woman

[Robbie Barrett]

When i see stories like this saying they're bedridden i always think who the **** is feeding them and why don't they stop?

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Glad to see there are still real men out there. Any hole is in fact a goal.

[2shameless]

I bet she could suck a golf ball through a coffee straw. :*******:

[-jose-]

A million quid cash in a suitcase, nobody finds out, would you shag it?.

throw in a free pay per view movie and some Popeye's chicken and I'll even cuddle with her afterwards

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

throw in a free pay per view movie and some Popeye's chicken and I'll even cuddle with her afterwards

Don't lie Jose, you'd do it just for the Popeye's.

[-jose-]

Don't lie Jose, you'd do it just for the Popeye's.

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[JJRod]

I don't understand how anyone can get that large.
How do you go from I'm able to walk to I'm too fat leave the room?

[El-blanco]

I don't understand how anyone can get that large.
How do you go from I'm able to walk to I'm too fat leave the room?

Ya I honestly don't understand how it's possible to eat that much. You have to be eating 10000 calories a day to get that big but I just don't understand how you don't get tired of it.

[Champ Wilder]

**** the million in the suitcase

what if it was 50k?

[Beercules]

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I'll do it for 20$ and a case of vodka.