[PLEASE HELP] When was the last time you cooked for a woman?

[COVID-19]

Are you 'gastrosexual'?


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[Texanballer]

Have you seen the movie Training day? They show Eva Mendez **** for like 5 seconds and you can see her bush.

[Walt Liquor]

Have you seen the movie Training day? They show Eva Mendez **** for like 5 seconds and you can see her bush.

she's dirty looking, like stinky.

not slutty, i like slutty

[AKATheMack]

What? I got a vagina now or somethin?

[Walt Liquor]

real men can cook, i mean grill.

[Sparked_1985]

Spaghetti Carbonara

First things first....put on the Spaghetti; that crap is going to take about 10 mins. Put Spaghetti in a pot add water, add some salt and put on medium heat.

Then.....

Cut bacon into small pieces - a whole packet (at least 200g)
Peel and crush two cloves of garlic

Method: heat a little olive oil in a pan, throw in the garlic, then the bacon and cook until crispy.

Then...grab two eggs. Break them into a measuring jug and beat the eggs with a fork and add 200 ml of cream (full fat -don't be a *****). Mix in together. Add parmesen and stir that **** in too.

Drain the spaghetti. Add the contents of the measuring jug and stir through the spaghetti on a very low heat. Add the bacon and stir in.

done.

Cooked that yesterday for my gf. It's alright and quick.

[Texanballer]

I can do both.

[COVID-19]

Spaghetti Carbonara

First things first....put on the Spaghetti; that crap is going to take about 10 mins. Put Spaghetti in a pot add water, add some salt and put on medium heat.

Then.....

Cut bacon into small pieces - a whole packet (at least 200g)
Peel and crush two cloves of garlic

Method: heat a little olive oil in a pan, throw in the garlic, then the bacon and cook until crispy.

Then...grab two eggs. Break them into a measuring jug and beat the eggs with a fork and add 200 ml of cream (full fat -don't be a *****). Mix in together. Add parmesen and stir that **** in too.

Drain the spaghetti. Add the contents of the measuring jug and stir through the spaghetti on a very low heat. Add the bacon and stir in.

done.

Cooked that yesterday for my gf. It's alright and quick.

That's a definite winner, nice and quick.

[AKATheMack]

real men can cook, i mean grill.

Well **** I didn't know we were talkin about grillin. I grill 11 times a week, but I cant find my own ass when Im in the kitchen thats her job.

[Sparked_1985]

A f.ucking Banana cake

Ingredients
8 oz-Raising Flour
6 oz Caster Sugar
4 oz butter
2 Eggs
1 pound of Banana (3 medium bananas)
A quarter teaspoon of Salt
1 teaspoon of mixed spice
1 oz of Walnuts (though it’s probably nicer without the walnuts - they ruin it a little bit.)

Method
1. Mix the flour, salt, spice together, rub in the marg, add sugar, walnuts (optional: don’t use them), squashed bananas, eggs.

2. Put that stuff into a cake tin and cook that beast for 40 minutes on gas mark 4



This cake is awesome too.

Cooking is quite relaxing. Don't mind it.