I woke with a spider on my face

[BuddyBud]

I hate Spiders.. That has to be a rude awakening.. What if you had awakened with the spider in your mouth ahahaha

start stroking it

[Rocky...]

Spiders in England are much softer than spiders in America. True story.

Thats a good thing.

You forgot the part where you screamed like a *****.

[-Mbandit-]

Some **** like that happened to me once.I live in the desert cities in SoCal.I always sleep with my shirt off and one night I was woken by a feeling of a huge ****ing bug crawling in my chest and abdomen area.....I mean it felt like a fuking tarantula.....I quickly flicked it of and smashed!That **** was huge!

I went online the next day and found out it was a Brown Recluse, apparently they are pretty dangerous....the scary part was that my oldest daughter who was still a baby a the time was sleeping right next to me.....that was some scary ****!