If there was a zombie invasion..

[Rip Chudd]

Load up on this stuff:

[Dedication]

Load up on this stuff:

Now we're talking bizness!

[The Surgeon]

Sit down with a Joint and a bag of Cheesy Wotsits inside a circle of salt, zombies cant get u if ur surrounded by salt - according to my Monsters In My Pocket Zombie card anyways.....

Or plan B, Fire up my Chainsaw and go Zombie Hunting, the wife and child are dead weight - **** em!