John Goodman at a hip-hop party.

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SO HERE I AM at some party I wandered into after drinking a case and a half of budweiser. As usual Im wearing my flannel shirt, blue jeans and mocassins like I did in the sitcom 'ROSEANNE' (thats how a REAL MAN dresses), burping up hotdogs and farting like a maniac. Im drunk eating a bucket of chicken. Im looking for some more beer, and I see this guy named Lil Wayne in the corner kissing another man on the mouth so I knocked his ass his out with a tire iron!! Then some I grabbed some short black braud named little Kim, brought her to the bathroom with me and I sodomized her with a chicken leg.. I managed to take a huge crap on her head before security dragged me out. The rest is a blur.

Im John Goodman

[The Fix]

walter from the big lebowski is one of the greatest movie characters ever.

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Eh, I guess MikeTyson77 was better at making these threads..

[IchiBonDj]

The character in that pic is Big Dan Teague from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

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The character in that pic is Big Dan Teague from O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Yes it is..

[Pretty Boy32]

Pathetic........................

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PissBreath32 digging up old threads to make me look bad.

Actually I still think that Goodman scenario is funny

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He sodomized Lil Kim with a chicken leg

[Pretty Boy32]

Embarrassingly shit thread.

[Mike Tyson77]

Eh, I guess MikeTyson77 was better at making these threads..

Not too bad, ill make a new one soon.