When did you realize you were a certified badass???

[-jose-]

I've never considered myself a bad ass. I've won fights and lost also.

the only one time you could say I felt like one was when I got jumped by three guys cause I fingered one of their girl (fresh man year) I got one hit off then it started raining punches from all angles, I went rompe campo and all of them but eventually they got the best of me. I never hit the ground but had all kinds of knots and black eye but
I was still standing!

[krazyn8tive]

I frequently maintain a steady speed when others try to merge.

[Canelo Phresh]

When I spoke to youre drunk ass on the phone all those years ago

[-jose-]

it's gotta be when i was 12..i woke up in a bad mood because we ran out of milk for my cereal and a rebel invasion was happening in my province

we didn't have anymore bullets because my father forgot to buy some so all i had was a butter knife


i killed 17 rebels with my butter knife that morning...the villagers still speak of my badassery to this day

Damn! son.
'Life as a shorty shouldn't be so rough'

[-MAKAVELLI-]

I frequently maintain a steady speed when others try to merge.

you are SUCH an assh0le...people like you bring out my inner racist driver

[Rip Chudd]

Ever since I was a young kid and would notice that my farts smelled a lot worse then anyone else. That's when I knew I had a bad a$$.

[Larry the boss]

When I spoke to youre drunk ass on the phone all those years ago

lol, i remember that 100 percent, was over one of my chicks house that saturday night drunk and high

[UTEP]

In 6th grade when I won the circle jerk competition in the woods, I was the first to finish out of 5 competitors.

[KING MEAT]

smokin cigs when i was 8.

snatchin a yoga instructor from a white dude thats 7 ft tall during a block party. im 5'5.
ended up hookin up with her that night.

nominate that on annies thread if you must.


to look badass, you must do bad ass thangs.

[Ivansmamma]

when i operate heavy machinery while drunk.