Man locks himself out of hotel room.....while naked

[Sake1]

Fake and ghey.

[-jose-]

Was he using his c0ck to push the elevator buttons? It sure looked like it...

That's why every time I see one of those sensitizer things I always use them cause you never know if the next thing you touch was touched by a penis before you touched it

[BostonGuy]

That's why every time I see one of those sensitizer things I always use them cause you never know if the next thing you touch was touched by a penis before you touched it

Holy ****, I've been touching a lot of elevator buttons in the last month or so. God knows how many penises have touched those buttons!...


Edit: I'll never look at an elevator button the same way ever again...

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

Holy ****, I've been touching a lot of elevator buttons in the last month or so. God knows how many penises have touched those buttons!...


Edit: I'll never look at an elevator button the same way ever again...

Think about how many times you have shaken a dudes hand after he just scratched his balls or adjusted his d.ick.

[A.K.A]

Think about how many times you have shaken a dudes hand after he just scratched his balls or adjusted his d.ick.

People are freaky, it could be much worse.

[-jose-]

Holy ****, I've been touching a lot of elevator buttons in the last month or so. God knows how many penises have touched those buttons!...


Edit: I'll never look at an elevator button the same way ever again...

^^^


That dude was white so you know his pecker could only reach the going down button lol!
Stay away from the going down button!

Think about how many times you have shaken a dudes hand after he just scratched his balls or adjusted his d.ick.

Probably every day

but you know you've done it too

[Grand Champ]

Think about how many times you have shaken a dudes hand after he just scratched his balls or adjusted his d.ick.

Or wiped his nasty ass without washing his hands.

[Hailow]

What a ***, lol!