Is Wanking With Lotion A ***** Fat Yank Thing?

[Oasis_Lad]

I like to finger my arsehole as I knock one out.

[Smudge]

I'm a lube man meself. Either baby oil or Vaseline.

I use olive oil. It gives my **** a nice olive skin tone.

[The Noose]

I once used raw bacon.

But then thought i might catch some disease. Wasnt all that.

[Smudge]

Has anyone ****ed a melon? I have. I ended up stabbing myself in the helm with a knife.

[The Noose]

Has anyone ****ed a melon? I have. I ended up stabbing myself in the helm with a knife.

How?
Ur meant to cut the whole in the melon not ur ****.

[Smudge]

How?
Ur meant to cut the whole in the melon not ur ****.

I cut a hole in the bottom of it, stuck my **** in it and it only went in half way, so I thought I would cut a hole on the other side...while my **** was still in it.

[Smudge]

I like to finger my arsehole as I knock one out.

Can I taste it?

[Derranged]

Rumor has it that most yanks are so fat and so sweaty that their nutsweat is more than enough to make it work.

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I use sandpaper

[Mersey]

Rumor has it that most yanks are so fat and so sweaty that their nutsweat is more than enough to make it work.

I heard that too.