how do you wipe ur ass?

[LoveDoctor]

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[MARKBNLV]

standing up

[krispy kreme]

Wtf is wiping your ass after a ****ting? When did people start doing this?

[LoveDoctor]

Standing up

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i have George's mother lick it clean after every deuce i drop

[Drunken Cat]

This thread is Eurocentric. I wipe my ass while squatting.


Unless I'm at home, in which case I wipe my ass sitting down.

[Drunken Cat]

Wtf is wiping your ass after a ****ting? When did people start doing this?

Not everybody has a shower toilet.

[krispy kreme]

Not everybody has a shower toilet.

Toilet? WTF is that contraption? The pile of clothes in the hallway has worked fine for years.

[Mushroom]

I used to stand up but on a cold winters evening of 2006 I believe I had a revelation that sitting down actually requires noticeably less effort. As you can imagine I was mildly overwhelmed by my finding and have never looked back...

[jkaisen41]

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I wipe my a$$ with Stone Roses

This option should be added in the poll *lol*