What do you drink?

[Thaim]

I guess I drink more beer than any other drinks.

[bowl]

tea and vodka, not together tho

[STEELHEAD]

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[James09]

Mainly beer on tap. Sometime mixed drinks like rum and coke.

[Zaroku]

Here's an oldie.

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.


The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality:Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink....

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:Conservative and classy; sophisticated, yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has no clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality:Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach:Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay.

LMAO!!!!
I get a double vodka with cranberry juice, drip in a few drops of the berry, the fevers drops of berry, the more merry!!!

[Champ Wilder]

Coors Banquet

Whiskey and coke

[Willy Wanker]

Local craft or imported beer and red wine mostly.

Love whiskey, tequila, and rum as well. Vodka occasionally.

[Willy Wanker]

White Zinfandel: He's gay.

Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[New England]

Local craft or imported beer and red wine mostly.

Love whiskey, tequila, and rum as well. Vodka occasionally.

this.

small breweries are popping up all over the place, and ones that have already been establishde are pumping out more volume and different styles all the time. that sh#t is fresh as F when it's local, and once you've tried out a few you can stick with the ones you like. some craft beer varieties are awful, doe

[Weltschmerz]

I drink everything, since I came out from my mother's womb.