I'm meeting Timothy Horton for the first time today...

[deliveryman]

Should I take any precautions?

[COVID-19]

Wear protection.

[deliveryman]

Wear protection.

Condoms and a bullet proof vest it is. Rumour has it he likes white dudes almost as much as white women.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Bring condoms.

[-jose-]

condoms and K•Y Jelly, leave your wallet at home.

[[ DUBBZZ ]]

Prepare your anus

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

Ball gag + leather mask. Flogging whip optional

[D.I.E.S.E.L]

Prepare your anus

Should he take a dump or hold it in?

[Derranged]

Don't fall for his "raising money for children's boxing equipment" scam. All that money goes to newports, Kennedy Fried Chicken, malt liquor and crack.

[deliveryman]

Don't fall for his "raising money for children's boxing equipment" scam. All that money goes to newports, Kennedy Fried Chicken, malt liquor and crack.