Write your best Miguel Cotto impersonation for the upcoming Press-Conf Promo Tour

[cupocity303]

Try to picture him using his accent and his usual cool, calm, robotic mannerisms/demeanor:





I wanna thank Floyd Mayweather for this opportunity, as well as HBO. I will train hard to be the best Miguel Cotto. I will not talk trash about Floyd Mayweather for promotion. I will be the same Miguel Cotto like always. Floyd Mayweather can bring the trash talk, and I will bring all my Puerto Rican people to the fight.


On May 5th, I will be victorious. Everyone wanted to see Pacquiao-Mayweather, BUT I believe MIGUEL COTTO will be enuff'. Thank You.

[Young Money]

"Imma go home and suck on my wife's fun bags.. I feel pretty good"

[bojangles1987]

"Victor Ortiz may have been a tree, but what he didn't know was that a tree cannot move, so I will not make that mistake."

[p4p-champ]

(looking at Mayweather)
"He means nothing to me. I'm here with all my crowd and all my Puerto Rican people. I Just look at him and taste my victory on him."

[Doctor_Tenma]

Miguel talks like he's some spokesman for an alien being named Miguel Cotto.

[Kimo]

I love how he refers to himself in the 3rd person, awesome.

[KING MEAT]

"floy maywerer means nohting to miguel cotto. nohting."

[savorduhflavor]

He'll be short and sweet. But if Floyd tries any of the **** he has with everyone else like putting his hand around his neck, I think there could be some problems. Don't see Cotto just smiling back like Ortiz did.

[Hougigo]

"Imma go home and suck on my wife's fun bags.. I feel pretty good"

****, I would... exact same thing I'd think and do.

[TintaBoricua]

*Cotto talking in those private interviews in front of the camera on 24/7 segments*

"Mayweder has...a big mouth, you know?..."

*Insert scene with Mayweather laughing and goofing off*

"He...like to...say stuff...to... aggravate people. I...I'm not like dhat. If he try...to punch me...the way he did...wit Ortiz...I'm going to do...anything I can...to beat him. I will do worse to him..."

*Cotto nods*

*Insert next scene with Cotto hitting the mits and then transition to Floyd's activities*