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  • Is it OK that I summoned Demons to murder my family?

    So I summoned void-walking beasts with this book.



    I commanded them to eat the skin and eyes of my cousins and my girlfriend, who were in the house at the time. They also spat acid onto their nerve endings.

    Do you guys think I should have found a different way to express my distaste for my family's actions?

  • #2
    Shao Khan saw me posting this thread and wants a message to be delivered..



    Tremble you weak mortals! I shall soon consume both your world and your mother's feces.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Superduck View Post
      So I summoned void-walking beasts with this book.



      I commanded them to eat the skin and eyes of my cousins and my girlfriend, who were in the house at the time. They also spat acid onto their nerve endings.

      Do you guys think I should have found a different way to express my distaste for my family's actions?
      Covering their lifeless bodies with sulfur, then lighting them on fire, while dousing the flames with your smelly urine, would have been the best way to say "I hate you". You showed them mercy, you're a kind heart.

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      • #4
        Duck boy lay of them drugs

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rocky... View Post
          Duck boy lay of them drugs
          That makes me wonder..

          Mitch, do you do drugs?

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          • #6
            That's OK. It's like when I ordered dynamite from Acme to blow them up. Demons and Acme don't exist.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by K-Nan View Post
              That makes me wonder..

              Mitch, do you do drugs?
              Yeah man, you?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Superduck View Post
                Yeah man, you?
                A few. Nothing crazy.

                What have you done?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by K-Nan View Post
                  A few. Nothing crazy.

                  What have you done?
                  Methamphetamines and cocaine, mostly, but i've tried everything, including the big bad H.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Superduck View Post
                    Methamphetamines and cocaine, mostly, but i've tried everything, including the big bad H.
                    Crazy ass motherfoe. I bet you have ****ed some eerily attractive coked out whores

                    You ever posted on here while on drugs? I wouldn't be able to tell. LOL

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