Tweet
First of all happy easter to everyone. I hope the easter bunny brought all of the normal people some chocolate eggs, brought Trigg some raw snails and grass clippings and I hope that all the nuttier christians didn't get their brains eaten by Zombie Jesus.
Or their guts
It was actually on this subject I wished to opine. The True Meaning of Eostre.
The celebration of Jesus rising from his grave all short haired and buff and punching headless zombies in the dick and kicking dogs in the face until he got a power-up that turned him into a magic werewolf who defeated the poo-devil.
As told in the first level of Altered Beast on the Sega Genesis/Megadrive
Happy egg day everyone!
Next week: Jesus confronts the money-lenders in the Temple and then defeats Death Adder with his companions, Tyria the Amazonian and Gilius the Dwarf.
Or their guts
It was actually on this subject I wished to opine. The True Meaning of Eostre.
The celebration of Jesus rising from his grave all short haired and buff and punching headless zombies in the dick and kicking dogs in the face until he got a power-up that turned him into a magic werewolf who defeated the poo-devil.
As told in the first level of Altered Beast on the Sega Genesis/Megadrive
Happy egg day everyone!
Next week: Jesus confronts the money-lenders in the Temple and then defeats Death Adder with his companions, Tyria the Amazonian and Gilius the Dwarf.
Comment