Do you guys read Hopkins' "guide to boxing" in The Ring?

I don't buy The Ring every single issue, I just wondered if he'd covered these moves in it yet:



* Headbutting your opponent in the face.

* Diving onto the canvas and moaning to the ref like a fucker.

* How to go whole rounds only throwing three punches.

* Bitching about the decision.

[Reed Tard]

* Rabbit punching

* How to get extra 5 minute breaks

[Junito-Rulez]

*Raping men in the showers.
*Being racist
*Pick on the smaller man.

[Jambo boy]

* Not being a dish
* 'Tossin' the salad'
* Never getting beaten by a white boy
* Being but ugly
* Being boring