SO I was Thinking.... Everytime I Enter A Thread I have Yet To Post in.

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I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.

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In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man whom speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense.


At Starbucks I like ordering a "Tall venti in a grande cup." That's basically me asking for a small large in a medium cup. Then I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

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Ultimately, i'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Pain. Order up some violent quiche. Then i will come at you like a big bag of cocks.....And you shall receive me like a satchel of vaginas.