How do you go about taking a dump in public bathrooms?

[Sick/]

i take big ass dumps then go out and tell peeps the bathroom is free so peeps can smell my smell

[KING MEAT]

I've never took a dump in the ladies room before, props man

*****ing is not the only thing ive done in the womens bathroom

[N!GGALAS CAGE]

*****ing is not the only thing ive done in the womens bathroom

Awesome, I thought I was the only one in this thread who had my period in a public women's restroom.

[*Boss*]

this thread

[BostonGuy]

I always put loads of toilet paper on the seat before a drop a deuce. The thought of sitting down where some fat dirty smell dude sat before me just grosses me out...

[MonsieurGeorges]

Used to be against taking dumps in public. A lot of times I'd just sit there waiting till the others did their deep but I don't care any longer. Hell, I won't even pad down the seat anymore.

I have the lower body strength necessary to HOVER over a **** and piss covered toilet for about a half hour. that is usually enough time to cleanse my guts of toxins

[Big BRICKS]

Bump..... Any updates?

[Xyei]

Woah, Big Bricks is back up in this mofo! Welcome back man.

[Big BRICKS]

Woah, Big Bricks is back up in this mofo! Welcome back man.

Sup Broku, how you been?

[Cuauhtémoc1520]

I drive through Miami for work almost everyday and the key when you're on the road is to find you're "spots".

I usually use nice, office buildings with executive bathrooms, those are the best. Nice clean bathrooms, good quality toilet paper, sometimes they have those european booty cleaners, and usually are never occupied.

Bad side is sometimes they are locked, rich white people don't like Mexicans like me blowing up their bathrooms.