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  • Barbie and Ken split up.

    no joke- check it out. she's even found a new fling. it's gonna be an austrailian boogy-boarder named blaine.

    gee, what a great idea. let's envelop the idea into millions of children the acceptable "trend" of divorce. and why not do it with the most popular toy of the last 6 decades. after all, it's only fair to teach girls at a young age that it's just a natural part of life to split up with your husband and go after a younger man.

    now i don't have children myself, but am i the only one who sees something a little....wrong with this idea?

  • #2
    I can see the new models now.

    Divorce Barbie. Barbie comes will all of Kens things

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    • #3
      This is what I call a plastic relation.

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      • #4
        Wonder who got the dream house?

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        • #5
          Ken will soon become an alcoholic and spend all his remaining money after paying alamony on alcohol and prostitutes.

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          • #6
            don't forget the alimony that the judge ordered him to pay due to the punitive damages infliced upon barbie because she's left alone to drive the ferrari

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            • #7
              They were never married, Barbie waited 40 years for him to pop the question and it never happened. She decided to move on. Can you blame her?

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              • #8
                Ken will move into the crappy apartment complex with the dirty pool, while Barbie swans around with all his stuff...I bet she keeps their friends as well.

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