What is your number 1 sexual fantasy?

[phallus]

LMAO!!


Heres tambourine mans nan






notice how she admires the 3 inch length by 3 inch with chode plant

she's gonna give it a gummin'!!!

[AlexKid]

she's gonna give it a gummin'!!!

gummy bears!!




lucky kid!

[miamike]

**** with Sansa Stark as Theon watches.

[AlexKid]

**** with sansa stark as theon watches.

lol









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[Beercules]

[Ryannn]

Taking a shit on my neighbour's prized Geranium plants as my nan edges ever closer to climax as she thrusts a cactus in and out of her saggy, cancer-ridden arsehole.

holy shit.

[!! Anorak]

McLaddie's come up with post of the year IMO.

[paulf]

2.5 minutes of sex with a sex robot right before I leave the house to head to work, and not feel guilty/ashamed.

The future will be incredible.

[El-blanco]

Becoming a girl, then having an Indian girl strap on **** my fanny, while slapping me around a bit in front of a black guy (who is also me, my brain, my essence, in two people) and I have sex with the Indian girl.

I basically initiate my own S & M party... both as the sub and the observer.

Taking a shit on my neighbour's prized Geranium plants as my nan edges ever closer to climax as she thrusts a cactus in and out of her saggy, cancer-ridden arsehole.

Fu@king hell, I lost my **** reading that!!!

Haha those killed me

[AlexKid]

2.5 minutes of sex with a sex robot right before I leave the house to head to work, and not feel guilty/ashamed.

The future will be incredible.

her vagina will be tight, ribbed, and vibrate, here hips will move faster than shakiras, and she will make u breakfast in bed and not nag you,

MAN WE ARE NOT GONNA BREED AND WE WILL DIE OUT IN 2515!