This morning I stuffed paper towels in my underwear so the ladies at work can think..

[Trigger unhappy]

Take them dick pills and buy one of them pumps...maybe you will grow an inch or two.

Trust me those pumps don't work.

[Da Machine]

Who cares. Once they commit to ****ing you, you may only get laid once after the disappointment, but you still get laid.

[Da Machine]

Trust me those pumps don't work.

They work temporarily. You just have to use it right before you ****.

[spytactics]

You got me all wrong. I don't shop at Walmart,and I don't drink malt liquor. You don't know me! You don't know me!

I don't want to know your trashy azz. You are a fukin joke

[Trigger unhappy]

I don't want to know your trashy azz. You are a fukin joke

Eat shyt you dwarf!

[joe strong]

[QUOTE=Sir Trigger;13781531]Any man that says he never stuffed his underwear is a liar.[/QUI} i have done some pretty questionable things in my life but this ain't one of them...

[roxy]

I nominate this as the strangest thread not in the NSB.

[Trigger unhappy]

I nominate this as the strangest thread not in the NSB.

Really? You need to go through my thread history.

[Dixie Normis]

Desperation is a terrible scent.