TMT Indecent Proposal

[alexguiness]

What would you do in the scenario below?

It is the early hours of Sunday morning post fight at the MGM casino.
You have lost your shirt by betting on a Berto stoppage within 3 rounds and are one hand away from going flat ass broke. Your hot girlfriend has given up on you and retired to bed for the night.

Across the floor TMT CEO Leonard Ellerbe sits alone at the roulette wheel, he has been betting 5K a spin, always on black. Ellerbe is through partying with Floyd's ratchet strippers, he is tired, alone, confused and horny as hell.

A young hungry lion TMT dude approaches you, he has the ultimate indecent proposal...

If you join Leornard Ellerbe in his suite for the until dawn he will pay you $1 million cash at sunrise. All you have to do is be willing to be rag dolled by Leonard for 2-3 hours with a bottle of coconut oil and a cheese grater.

Or, you can return flat ass broke to the arms of your sweet PAWG with an empty wallet but your dignity and butt-hole intact.

Gentlemen, the choice is yours...if in doubt - follow the money.

[MrTambourineMan]

Obligatory:

[Pac=Duran]

What would you do in the scenario below?

It is the early hours of Sunday morning post fight at the MGM casino.
You have lost your shirt by betting on a Berto stoppage within 3 rounds and are one hand away from going flat ass broke. Your hot girlfriend has given up on you and retired to bed for the night.

Across the floor TMT CEO Leonard Ellerbe sits alone at the roulette wheel, he has been betting 5K a spin, always on black. Ellerbe is through partying with Floyd's ratchet strippers, he is tired, alone, confused and horny as hell.

A young hungry lion TMT dude approaches you, he has the ultimate indecent proposal...

If you join Leornard Ellerbe in his suite for the until dawn he will pay you $1 million cash at sunrise. All you have to do is be willing to be rag dolled by Leonard for 2-3 hours with a bottle of coconut oil and a cheese grater.

Or, you can return flat ass broke to the arms of your sweet PAWG with an empty wallet but your dignity and butt-hole intact.

Gentlemen, the choice is yours...if in doubt - follow the money.

You're a sick man. I was about to pick yes before you mentioned cheese grater.

[alexguiness]

You're a sick man. I was about to pick yes before you mentioned cheese grater.

Sorry brother, Leonard insists...its a deal breaker.

[STAX ON DECK]

im a sucker for PAWGs.........

[Willy Wanker]

im a sucker.

^^^^
Fixed it for you.

[Barcham]

$1 million? I wouldn't even bang an ugly broad for that money. Make it $100 million and I would consider it. But seriously, I have zero attraction sexually to other men and having a male touch me in a sexual way would make me sick. It would also kick me into serious self preservation mode and Ellerbe would probably be found dead the next morning. So the money really would not help me very much.