Brian Sutherland SI article (MUST READ)

[John Barron]

[Zaroku]

Truth is stranger than fiction. LMFAO!

You can't make this **** up! Pizza Hut.. Pep Boys. Next Floyd Mayweather!

I bet some people call him "Champ!" Oh ****!!

Great stuff!

Thanks.

[RightJab]

Hahahahahahahahhahaha


So true about brush.. I remember one time when he was banned, he was pm'ing posters begging them to get on Xbox live chat with him

Now that's some genuine attachment/dependence there. The desperation makes me like him more, the lil guy just wants companionship is all!

[Sugar Adam Ali]

It's actually a really good article.. So much comedic gold in it..

I like how he doesn't want the reporter at his house, and meets at his brothers. Probably got a Walter white type meth lab at his crib

[Sugar Adam Ali]

It's actually a really good article.. So much comedic gold in it..

I like how he doesn't want the reporter at his house, and meets at his brothers. Probably got a Walter white type meth lab at his crib

[Wolfie*]

Respect the goat.

[Zaroku]

He could have been a world champion! IF

1. He knew how to fight
2. Trained diligently
3. Knew how to fight!
4. Had heart
5. Never watched any Rocky movies.

[Zaroku]

Did Rumack show y'all this already? If so, my apologies.

http://www.si.com/boxing/brian-suthe...-youtube-video

The dude was everything we dreamed he was.

B-Suth fun facts (these are 100% real and not made up for the laughs)

- He does in fact wear jorts
- He worked as a Pizza Hut delivery driver during the time of the Rainford bout
- He took smoke breaks during training camp
- He's on his fourth wife
- He eventually climbed the ladder to manage his Pizza Hut
- Dabbled as a used car salesman
- Currently works at Pep Boys
- His brother first saw the Rainford fight while he was at home watching Tru TV's "World's Worst Brawlers".
- Didn't receive a single cent in his two career fights

The best part of the article is this excerpt right here:

Changing the subject slightly..

Can I grow a mullet if I get a hair piece on top? You seem to really know this mullet topic very well.

Maybe I should have grown my mullet when it was cool, & had a trans am!

[Mr Ehrmantraut]

Anyone who calls jean shorts, "jorts" needs shooting IMO.

[Zaroku]

It's actually a really good article.. So much comedic gold in it..

I like how he doesn't want the reporter at his house, and meets at his brothers. Probably got a Walter white type meth lab at his crib

House? You mean Trailer Park dwelling! No way the "Champ" has a house.

Unless he considers Alexkid's culo his home!