Originally posted by Dick Senormous
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An American guy's just started in my IT department at work...
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I saw him today, chatted for a bit. He didn't accuse me of stockpiling WMDs, so I thought I'd got away lightly.
What I neglected to mention is that he's SHORT. Not Versatyle short, maybe, but I'd say 5'7 at the most, maybe 5'6, 5'5.
So this has the unfortunate effect of making his width measurement a serious rival.
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Originally posted by !! Anorak View PostI think it gets away with it under sheer distribution of weight. His stomach's probably like a cow's, with six compartments, and largely hangs between his legs. As long as you've got an extension built onto the office you can contain him quite nicely.
You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.
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What's so funny is that my boy who went to England for a week told me the English girls were all over him and that they asked him why American men are so muscular and tanned.
Honest to god story, I have also heard that from women in Japan of American men.
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