You know shyt got real when...

[Verstyle]

when you're at someone else's house and after taking a ****, the water keeps rising after you flush


that's when you leave without saying goodbye

Daaaaaaaaaaamn!!! All day and tomorrow!!!

[Verstyle]

you know shyt just got real when...Maury Povich tells you "You are the father".

Ain't that the truth!!

[Verstyle]

When you get those increased payments on child support

When you hit someone with your hardest hit and they stare and laugh

When you got bubble guys and the girl you got a crush on wants to hang out right after class

When a po*rn pop-up comes at the library and the Librarian sees.

When the girl you fu(king calls you some other dudes name

When grandma gets the Holy Ghost and no one catches her fall

When Broner didn't have his brush

When you do hydraulics in front of a school to show off and it breaks right in front of it.

[-jose-]

you know shyt got real when...your doctor needs to see you in his office asap.

[prettyNpink]

you know **** got real when..... you find out the guy you been crushing on is really a min man...

or

you know **** got real when...... you about to **** and find out the dudes.just for inches long...

haha

[BostonGuy]

When you're at a client's office and you stupidly 'trust the fart.' Said fart turns out to be diarrhea and now you've just shat your pants at a client's office, no less...

[Rapid Counter]

you know shyt got real when your girl is like "you aint gonna let him talk to me like that are you?" "Say that you my boyfriend"

And the guy she is saying it to is an absolute monster lol

[Verstyle]

When you promised your kids if they got straight A's that you'd give them $10 per A but you broke for the next month and your kids got their report cards in your face.

[Mr. Philadel]

You receive a collect call from a prison

You start to undo a girls belt and she pushes your hand away

You are driving drunk and pass a cop

You hear that a girl you were ****ing has an STD

You realize today is your mother's birthday and you have no cash for a present

A girl you like is on the way over and you realize you have a bite mark you cant hide

yup!!!!

[lebrick]

funny how everything written here were all personal experience...