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  • [HOLY S**T!] Now the Govt. is talkin Zombie Apocalypse



    WASHINGTON -- "The zombies are coming!" the Homeland Security Department says.

    Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

    The Federal Emergency Management Agency hosted an online seminar for its Citizen Corps organization to help emergency planners better prepare their communities for disaster. The federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention last year first launched a zombie apocalypse social media campaign for the same purposes.

    Emergency planners were encouraged to use the threat of zombies – the flesh-hungry, walking dead – to encourage citizens to prepare for disasters. Organizers also noted the relative proximity to Halloween.

    Among the government's recommendations were having an emergency evacuation plan and a change of clothes, plus keeping on hand fresh water, extra medications and emergency flashlights.

    A few of the government's suggestions tracked closely with some of the 33 rules for dealing with zombies popularized in the 2009 movie "Zombieland," which included "always carry a change of underwear" and "when in doubt, know your way out."

    I'm now starting to believe, something MAJOR is about to happen in the US.

  • #2
    The governments coming for our guns and vid cameras.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mannie Phresh View Post
      The governments coming for our guns and vid cameras.
      Dude ... you don't think this is strange???

      I cannot remember a time when this type of message was being disseminated to the public on such a grand scale.

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      • #4
        Yeah and a bunch of disenfranchised politicians, celebrities and millionaires have been saying for the past 2 years that ****s gonna hit the fan.

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        • #5
          Its begun. . .

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mike Tyson77 View Post
            Its begun. . .
            did you ever get that girl?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mannie Phresh View Post
              did you ever get that girl?

              The 10? No, we dont have the same off days...but im trying to fix that. If we can get on the same shift, i will for sure ask her out...and im 90% sure she will say yes.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mike Tyson77 View Post
                The 10? No, we dont have the same off days...but im trying to fix that. If we can get on the same shift, i will for sure ask her out...and im 90% sure she will say yes.
                Good luck bro.

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                • #9
                  i'm set for the zombie apocalypse.

                  i have guns, ammo and rich, liberal white neighbors who stocked up on supplies for an earthquake but don't have guns.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Left Hook Tua View Post
                    i'm set for the zombie apocalypse.

                    i have guns, ammo and rich, liberal white neighbors who stocked up on supplies for an earthquake but don't have guns.

                    ammo will be the new currency

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