6,500 year old Indian description of nuclear weapons

[Bastian Loc]

[120]

it's ALL TRUE, HE SAID SO!!!!

[Russian Crushin]

Gurkha,
flying a swift and powerful vimana
hurled a single projectile
Charged with all the power of the Universe.
An incandescent column of smoke and flame
As bright as the thousand suns
Rose in all its splendour...
a perpendicular explosion
with its billowing smoke clouds...
...the cloud of smoke
rising after its first explosion
formed into expanding round circles
like the opening of giant parasols...
..it was an unknown weapon,
An iron thunderbolt,
A gigantic messenger of death,
Which reduced to ashes
The entire race of the Vrishnis and the Andhakas.
...The corpses were so burned
As to be unrecognizable.
The hair and nails fell out;
Pottery broke without apparent cause,
And the birds turned white.
After a few hours
All foodstuffs were infected...
...to escape from this fire
The soldiers threw themselves in streams
To wash themselves and their equipment.

Ancient verses from the Mahabharata: (6500 B.C.)

Or one of my farts

[BattleHardened]

The one thing that really seals the deal for me is that old map that is essentially perfect.

http://www.world-mysteries.com/sar_1.htm

[GOAT86]

'What time is it? What YEAR??!!'

[120]

'What time is it? What YEAR??!!'

gotcha mo'fo!

[GOAT86]

gotcha mo'fo!

Not really. Time's a biatch.

[triggerhapppy]

Does anyone think it's possible that all this technology we have now, existed thousands of years ago? I think it did and mankind always finds a way to start over.

[GOAT86]

Does anyone think it's possible that all this technology we have now, existed thousands of years ago? I think it did and mankind always finds a way to start over.

[BrotherDudeJack]

it's ALL TRUE, HE SAID SO!!!!

That guy has the most badass hair I've ever seen.

You would think one of the producers of that show would say, "Hey, comb your ****in hair. We want people to believe this ****."