Royston "Roy" Jones fans have a couple of anniversaries this month...

[!! Anorak]

I bet -Kev- and THE REED™ are going to be opening champagne this month:


The 15th - we've just passed the 12th anniversary of his second Tarver bout.

The 21st - five years since Denis Lebedev. Doesn't time fly?


Have a drink on me, lads.

[Beercules]

[SouthPawHitman]

Bans since 2015: 15

[Sugar Adam Ali]

23 years since he owned hopkins in May of 93

[!! Anorak]

23 years since he owned hopkins in May of 93

36 years since he put it all on the line against Ron Johnson and his 27-17-3 record.

16 years since he was found to have roided up against a policeman.


There's a lot to celebrate, for sure.

One thing I don't understand though... his wankopedia pages lists him as both a "rapper" and an "actor". I didn't know the guy rapped and acted?



I've seen him think that "career" rhymes with "Korea", and watched his "who did a shit in their pants?" performance in the Matrix sequel, but I didn't realise he rapped and acted.

[Sugar Adam Ali]

36 years since he put it all on the line against Ron Johnson and his 27-17-3 record.

16 years since he was found to have roided up against a policeman.


There's a lot to celebrate, for sure.

One thing I don't understand though... his wankopedia pages lists him as both a "rapper" and an "actor". I didn't know the guy rapped and acted?



I've seen him think that "career" rhymes with "Korea", and watched his "who did a shit in their pants?" performance in the Matrix sequel, but I didn't realise he rapped and acted.

"Y'all musta forgot"

Bodyhead bangers was the bomb

[Clayton Bigsby]

Someone tell Roy it's 2016. This man is stuck in the 1990's and shiet.

[Beercules]

Someone tell Roy it's 2016. This man is stuck in the 1990's and shiet.

tell them Clayton

[Clayton Bigsby]

Y'all musta forgot...we tryin muphuka!

[!! Anorak]

"Y'all musta forgot"

Bodyhead bangers was the bomb

It was a bomb.

Most of Roy's "raps" were so fucking bad a Muslim could throw them at the World Trade Center shouting "Allah Ackbar!"