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  • Ever banged an Alien? Oh, **** BigNuts gonna report me to the Men in Black now.

    There's something about Aliens I find sooooo sexy.

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    I probably got anally probed by one.


    No shit I have seen a UFO before.


    So I answer yes

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    • #3
      Originally posted by DJ Enerate View Post
      There's something about Aliens I find sooooo sexy.
      I pounded a j girl whose eyes were abnormally far apart, like a grey, but she drained my nuts out of this world...

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
        I pounded a j girl whose eyes were abnormally far apart, like a grey, but she drained my nuts out of this world...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
          I pounded a j girl whose eyes were abnormally far apart, like a grey, but she drained my nuts out of this world...
          Brilliant haha

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Beercules View Post
            I have also pounded some dwarf j women, who made me wonder about lord of the ring dwarf women. Fuvcking Gandolf knew real magic and wizzardry when his big stick was drained of it's power!!! OMG.

            Next for me is ****ing trolls!!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Beercules View Post
              I probably got anally probed by one.


              No shit I have seen a UFO before.


              So I answer yes
              I seen a UFO one time as well.

              I was at a park looking at kids one day and I happened to look up and see a flying disc. It hit me on the head, then I seen about a dozen angry mums run towards me, so I had to run away.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
                I have also pounded some dwarf j women, who made me wonder about lord of the ring dwarf women. Fuvcking Gandolf knew real magic and wizzardry when his big stick was drained of it's power!!! OMG.

                Next for me is ****ing trolls!!
                What about Pixies?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DJ Enerate View Post
                  What about Pixies?
                  If you mean photos, then I may post some, but the names will be changed to protect the innocent and me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Zaroku View Post
                    If you mean photos, then I may post some, but the names will be changed to protect the innocent and me.
                    I didnt mean pics. Pixies are fairies mate. You were on about banging Lord of the Ring dwarfs. I just wondered if you had a thing for other mythical creatures.
                    Last edited by DJ Enerate; 04-09-2016, 12:36 AM.

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